From O’Jim’s Desk: Happy St. Patty’s Day
May your Irish eyes be shining this week-end: The following should help keep them smiling…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he can buy him a drink.”Why, of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland, too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.
“I’m from Dublin, too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
“What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man.
“I graduated in ’62.”
“This is unbelievable!” the first man says.
“I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
Quick Scoop Offers the “Quick Referral” Program
Quick Scoop Pet Clean-Up Service Offers Our Current Customers the “Quick Referral” Program…
With the onset of the spring-thaw just around the corner (hopefully!), Quick Scoop Pet Clean-Up Service wants to remind our loyal clients that we love referrals of your friends, neighbors and relatives! You have most likely heard that word-of-mouth advertising or network referrals are important to a business’s success. Quick Scoop has grown over the years due in large part to customer recommendations and referrals.
Quick Scoop’s Referral program is fairly straight forward: for every new customer referred to us by you–our loyal current customers for an initial/seasonal first time clean-up and/or weekly service–we will credit you with a month’s free service…following the referral. The new customer has to agree to one month’s pet clean-up service by Quick Scoop; the referring customer gets the next month’s service free of charge!! Referral can be made by the existing customer directly to us by furnishing the contact info needed to get the ball rolling. The new clients can contact us directly–simply stating that they were referred specifically by a current customer and mentioning that existing customer by name–almost like saying, “Joe sent me…”
Remember, mention our dependable, affordable service to anyone you think would love to be free of the bothersome chore–and let Quick Scoop Pet Clean-Up Service help your friends as we “pick up what their dogs leave behind…!”