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From O’Jim’s Desk: Happy St. Patty’s Day

May your Irish eyes be shining this week-end: The following should help keep them smiling…

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he can buy him a drink.”Why, of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland, too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.
“I’m from Dublin, too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
“What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man.
“I graduated in ’62.”

“This is unbelievable!” the first man says.
“I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

From Jim’s Desk~~~Alsip Home’s Nursery’s PET-Tacular Pet Open House !

Something for all of you Southland pet owners to check out this week-end:  Alsip Home & Nursery’s Pet Open House.

It begins with a kick-off on Saturday, March 6th and Sunday March 7th–the “PET-TACULAR” will feature a

“Best Looking Pet Contest” and a “Most Unique Pet Contest.”  Enter to win a FREE 6 months supply of dog or cat food. They’re offering free nail trims and treats for your pet, too.

The PET-tacular sale continues through March 14, 2010 with savings on many of the most popular pet food and supplies.